Review: Ouija (2014)

I will start off by saying this, I thought we were past all the jump scares?  Back in the early to mid-2000s there were a lot of horror movies that tried to get people with the good ole jump scare and it got old…fast.  The best way to describe Quija, loud noise scare…attempts and jump scare attempts.  This movie, it takes a board game and makes it into a horror movie.  It is like the old days when no one could figure out how to make a video game into a movie…which is still happening.

Coming next fall, Jenga, the motion picture!

To write a review on this movie…is hard to do.  I did not really like it and to be honest, I really tried to get into the movie.  The cast was generic and I did not care about a single character.  The story was painfully dull and predictable.  I just read, the movie had to go through re-shoots because it tested poorly in advanced screenings…I cannot imagine anything worse than this…wait, World War Z was worse, no joke.

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I bought this movie, yeah that’s right, I own Ouija.  Luckily it is pre-owned from one of the remaining video rental stores and it was only two dollars.  Stiles White made this movie…Stiles, like from Teen-Wolf?   He wrote a few horror movies like, Boogeymen, which is a joke and The Possession.  The Possession wasn’t too bad, it does have Jeffery Dean Morgan.

Back to the movie itself.  I want to talk about the writing a little.  It was poor, there really was no character development.  I know, this is a horror movie, but come on…give me something.  The twist ending was obvious, something about the story did not add up and before we discover the truth, I pointed at my wife and told her the ending.  I was correct.  Hell, I should write a horror movie…it would be called “Rayzor Watches Ouija”.  Watching me, watch this movie may have been more entertaining, as I kept checking my Twitter feed, Facebook and our new Instagram page.  I did at one point get up to get an ice cold glass of Cherry Dr. Pepper…

If you have seen Ouija and liked it, please help me understand.  Now, before I leave you with my final score for this fake ass horror film…I will tell you, there is a prequel coming later this year.  It looks better than this farce.  Our dear friend Millennial Morgan posted the trailer a few weeks ago, which you can view here.  Looks like there will be more closing mouths…jeez.

You know what, this movie cost $5 million to make and the marketing team must have been good.  Ouija grossed over $100 million.

IMDB.com rates Ouija at 4.4 and that is about right!

Rayzor’s rating of Ouija is 3.6.

Anyone want a copy of Ouija on Blu-Ray?

About Ray Marek III 288 Articles
There is so much more about me. I hate this phrase, but I am an aspiring comic book writer. Problems with finding artists and getting published have held me back. Writing comics has been a dream for, well as long as I can remember. Now I am writing with a great team, Apogee Comics and hopefully we will make some noise in the same way Image comics did in the 1990s. One day, Rage of Rayzor and the Horror Syndicate will lead me to my dream. Support me, by sharing this site, liking and sharing posts, even following me on twitter would help @Rayzor_33. But you want to know about the horror…right? I have been watching horror films since I was 6 years old. The story, one Saturday night, my mom and I were watching movies and she fell asleep on the couch. We had the channel set on HBO and the movie we were watching ended and the next one, A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge. This was some time in 1986. I watched then entire film, I was sitting on the edge of my seat. When my mom woke, she asked me what just ended and I told her, “Freddy”. That was all I talked about for weeks and finally she broke down and rented more horror films for me. She rented, the Texas Chainsaw Massacre part 2, Re-Animator, Friday the 13th VI: Jason Lives and Halloween II. I watched all and fell in love with horror films forever. When my little brother was 2, I was 10, so were talking 1990. He was introduced to Halloween and I made him believe Haddonfield, IL was a real place. We lived in Illinois at the time and this terrified him. After the intial shock, he grew older and more interested in horror films. When he was 8, we went to the local video store and made our way to the horror section. We started with Alien and worked our way through the alphabet of horror. That day we basically started our course in horror. 5 Horror Films to Watch Inferno (1980) A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) The Beyond (1981) Friday the 13th VI: Jason Lives (1986) Horror of Dracula (1958)