ABCs of Horror: R is for Return of the Living Dead (1985)


Today’s lesson, how about a little Satanic panic for you?

Well not today, originally I decided on Rosemary’s baby, but I watched Return of the Living Dead last night and as I sit, I watch its sequel.  The sequel is…not good, in fact they kinda go down hill one after another, well Return of the Living Dead 3 isn’t terrible.

Return of the Living Dead has become a fan favorite zombie movie.  It has comedy, gore and fun characters.  The punks are so much fun, especially Suicide, he is so serious about being a punk.  But then there is Trash and her sexy naked dance on the grave.  I cannot imagine many horror fans who have not seen Return of the Living Dead…but if you haven’t here is a little about the story.

Freddy is starting a new job at Uneeda medical supply warehouse.  He and another co-worker crack this drum that has a zombie in it and the gas that pours out, knocks them out.  The gas gets released into the warehouse and everything, corpses, half dogs and even butterflies.  When they wake up, they call the boss, Burt who is played by Clu Gulager.  Clu Gulager is amazing.  They find the one corpse trying to free itself from the freezer.  They decide to try and kill it and take from Night of the Living Dead and decide to kill the brain.  They let the yellow man out and all hell breaks loose.  They have to chop the body up into little pieces and take him to the crematoria.  They burn the pieces and it unleashes a smoke that makes it rain.  The rain falls over a cemetery, which raises the dead.

Meanwhile, Freddy’s friends, the punks are in the cemetery when the rain falls.  They are able to escape, with the exception of Linnea Quigley or Trash.  Some of them run into the warehouse and are met by Tarman, who was unleashed by Freddy and Frank.  Tarman eats Suicide’s brains and the others run away…ok, yeah that is enough of explaining the story.

Return of the Living Dead is one of the best and most fun zombie movies ever made.  Look at the Walking Dead, look at Return of the Living Dead…which is better..haha.

The effects are great, the cast is great and really fit into their roles.  One of my favorite, absolute favorite thing is the music, the score and the punk rock songs set the tone for the movie.  I really love Return of the Living Dead, it is one of the most fun times you will have watching a zombie movie.  Sure, Shaun of the Dead is fun, and Zombieland is fun, but this is the original zombie party!

Return of the Living Dead is on the Top 100 Horror movies, where do you think it ranks?

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There is so much more about me. I hate this phrase, but I am an aspiring comic book writer. Problems with finding artists and getting published have held me back. Writing comics has been a dream for, well as long as I can remember. Now I am writing with a great team, Apogee Comics and hopefully we will make some noise in the same way Image comics did in the 1990s. One day, Rage of Rayzor and the Horror Syndicate will lead me to my dream. Support me, by sharing this site, liking and sharing posts, even following me on twitter would help @Rayzor_33. But you want to know about the horror…right? I have been watching horror films since I was 6 years old. The story, one Saturday night, my mom and I were watching movies and she fell asleep on the couch. We had the channel set on HBO and the movie we were watching ended and the next one, A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge. This was some time in 1986. I watched then entire film, I was sitting on the edge of my seat. When my mom woke, she asked me what just ended and I told her, “Freddy”. That was all I talked about for weeks and finally she broke down and rented more horror films for me. She rented, the Texas Chainsaw Massacre part 2, Re-Animator, Friday the 13th VI: Jason Lives and Halloween II. I watched all and fell in love with horror films forever. When my little brother was 2, I was 10, so were talking 1990. He was introduced to Halloween and I made him believe Haddonfield, IL was a real place. We lived in Illinois at the time and this terrified him. After the intial shock, he grew older and more interested in horror films. When he was 8, we went to the local video store and made our way to the horror section. We started with Alien and worked our way through the alphabet of horror. That day we basically started our course in horror. 5 Horror Films to Watch Inferno (1980) A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) The Beyond (1981) Friday the 13th VI: Jason Lives (1986) Horror of Dracula (1958)