Retro Review: Transylvania 6-5000 (1985)

Jared gave us a look back in to the fun of the 1980s horror comedy style movies with the Monster Squad.  While the Monster Squad is certainly one of my favorite movies growing up, I cannot discount Transylvania 6-5000.  This was one of the first movies I bought when I got my first VCR.  Now, I don’t know if it has anything to do or even inspired by the Bugs Bunny’s Transylvania 6-5000 cartoon from 1963.  I do know the theme song is based on Pennsylvania 6-5000.  Yes, that was one of the delights of the 1980s films, some of the films got theme songs named after the movie.

The film begins with a video of two men in Transylvania standing before an old church, when arm burst through the door and the men run screaming.  One says, “It’s Frankenstein!”  Being the old and kind of a jerk horror fan, they are wrong already.  Frankenstein was the man, not the monster.  But, this is a common mistake on the common person, most horror fans know…ok.  Horror snob alert!

The video is being viewed by a couple of newspaper reporters, included are Jeff Goldblum who plays Jack and Ed Begley Jr who plays Gil.  These two are a team of reporters sent to Transylvania and come back with a story on Frankenstein.  Yes, the monster in the video.

After the credits and the theme song, the reporters arrive in Transylvania to a lovely town.  When the question arrives, the towns people laugh at the name of Frankenstein and tease the reporter.  All this while Jack (Jeff Goldblum) is hitting on another American traveler who has a daughter.   Eventually they get to their Hotel which is a theme hotel that is a castle, run by the Mayor.  Michael Richards works there and he is trying hard to be a comedian and doing some ridiculous shit.  Goldblum and Begley Jr are really great together, Goldblum the more grounded of the two, does not believe in the monsters and Begley Jr is the one who believes and is truly searching for the monsters.

During their stay at the hotel, there are some things going on and Gil is visited by a woman who is trying to, bite his neck.  Geena Davis is the “vampire” and eventually she gets to Gil and she is more of a horn dog than a vampire.  Soon after we meet all of the other creatures, a wolf man, pretzel man, mad scientist and a mummy, along with the Frankenstein’s monster and Odette the vampire.  The little girl from Goldblum’s girlfriend goes missing.  From there on, there is a search for the girl and there is a wine festival with the people of the village.  The movie has everything from your classic Universal monster movies, monsters, mad men and an angry crowd.

There are some good laughs in the movie, but you cannot take it too seriously.  It is a comedy and not too much a horror movie.  The Gothic horror elements are there and all the monsters.  To this day, 32 years later I find Transylvania 6-5000 entertaining.  I sit and think about how many times I have see this movie, I cannot count, but I was saying each line before it was delivered in the film.  So, I guess that means I have seen this too many times.  Maybe not, I did show it to my kids and they were in to the movie, just as much as The Monster Squad.

It is a fun film and if you haven’t seen it, I recommend for some simple laughs.

IMDB.com has a rating of 4.9

It’s a little hard to rate for a horror comedy, but 6.0 overall isn’t terrible.

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There is so much more about me. I hate this phrase, but I am an aspiring comic book writer. Problems with finding artists and getting published have held me back. Writing comics has been a dream for, well as long as I can remember. Now I am writing with a great team, Apogee Comics and hopefully we will make some noise in the same way Image comics did in the 1990s. One day, Rage of Rayzor and the Horror Syndicate will lead me to my dream. Support me, by sharing this site, liking and sharing posts, even following me on twitter would help @Rayzor_33. But you want to know about the horror…right? I have been watching horror films since I was 6 years old. The story, one Saturday night, my mom and I were watching movies and she fell asleep on the couch. We had the channel set on HBO and the movie we were watching ended and the next one, A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge. This was some time in 1986. I watched then entire film, I was sitting on the edge of my seat. When my mom woke, she asked me what just ended and I told her, “Freddy”. That was all I talked about for weeks and finally she broke down and rented more horror films for me. She rented, the Texas Chainsaw Massacre part 2, Re-Animator, Friday the 13th VI: Jason Lives and Halloween II. I watched all and fell in love with horror films forever. When my little brother was 2, I was 10, so were talking 1990. He was introduced to Halloween and I made him believe Haddonfield, IL was a real place. We lived in Illinois at the time and this terrified him. After the intial shock, he grew older and more interested in horror films. When he was 8, we went to the local video store and made our way to the horror section. We started with Alien and worked our way through the alphabet of horror. That day we basically started our course in horror. 5 Horror Films to Watch Inferno (1980) A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) The Beyond (1981) Friday the 13th VI: Jason Lives (1986) Horror of Dracula (1958)