Retro Review: Jason X (2001)

Ugh…I feel bad for Kane Hodder.

Well that is not a good way to start off a review now is it?  Jason X…what to say?  Well, I remember before it got a DVD release there was plenty of stigma in trying to get a way to see it.  There were really horrible bootlegs available and that was the way I saw it for the first time.  I tried to watch a bootleg, but I did not make it past the intro, it was terrible.  I saw Jason chained up with his fuzzy hair and upturned nose mask, he also seemd to be human again, the make up was minimal.  Some people say the make up and Jason’s looking Jason Goes to Hell is the worst, but damn it, I think Jason X, pre-Uber Jason looks the worst.  Kane is a big dude, but he looks flat out fat and the mask is shitty looking.

By the way, Hockey fans, according the Jason X, Hockey is outlawed in 2024, so 7 more years.


The year is 2455. The Place is Old Earth. Once the shimmering blue jewel of the galaxy, Old Earth is now a contaminated planet abandoned for centuries. Yet humans have returned to the deadly place that they once fled. Not to live, but to research the ancient rusting artifacts of the bygone civilizations that caused this environmental disaster. And little does the most recent landing party of intrepid young explorers realize the fate that awaits them.

What went well about this movie?  Uber Jason, everyone loves Uber Jason.  Sure he looked kind of cool, but it was short lived.  I loved some of the kills in the movie, there is one that is simply a classic.

A couple of other things, like the holographic Crystal Lake and Jason beats the girls in the sleeping bag.  But, for the most part that is about it.  Kills are always good in any movie with Jason attached to it.

But, this really is another New Line stinker.  Everything looks like an early 1990s idea of what the super future would look like.  Neon and strange, “Fifth Element” looking costumes, eh.  I still don’t understand the mask, it looks so shitty.  CGI was still a newer technology, but it was freaking terrible in this one.  I could be wrong, but what this a movie that New Line had to make to retain the writes to Jason?  Let’s make a new Jason movie…in space.  Yes, we have to call it a “Jason Movie” because Paramount owned the rights to the title, “Friday the 13th”.

I keep saying Jason Goes to Hell is my least favorite overall, but damn it if this movie isn’t terrible.  Jason Goes to Hell was something different and a couple of things were shitty about the script, but Jason X is a crap fest.  I mean it is literally the same formula that people bitched about for years, only the setting has changed to make it really bad.

I don’t know, am I being too tough on Jason X?  This is one I have never liked and I just don’t get why they break from Crystal Lake, I mean Jason Takes Manhattan wasn’t the best move, but it was miles better than sending Jason to space.  It didn’t work in Hellraiser and it sure as hell did not work in Leprechaun.  You want horror in space, watch Alien or Event Horizon.  This movie killed the Friday the 13th series…well…New Line killed the series. has a rating of 4.4

I give this one 4.0, yikes.

I do feel bad for Kane Hodder, he had the chance to play Jason four times.  Three of the four movies are considered the worst in the series or THE worst in the series and some hate part VII.  Kane should get another go.  He is a good Jason, two of my favorite looks and my three least favorite looks for Jason, Jason Goes to Hell and both from Jason X

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There is so much more about me. I hate this phrase, but I am an aspiring comic book writer. Problems with finding artists and getting published have held me back. Writing comics has been a dream for, well as long as I can remember. Now I am writing with a great team, Apogee Comics and hopefully we will make some noise in the same way Image comics did in the 1990s. One day, Rage of Rayzor and the Horror Syndicate will lead me to my dream. Support me, by sharing this site, liking and sharing posts, even following me on twitter would help @Rayzor_33. But you want to know about the horror…right? I have been watching horror films since I was 6 years old. The story, one Saturday night, my mom and I were watching movies and she fell asleep on the couch. We had the channel set on HBO and the movie we were watching ended and the next one, A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge. This was some time in 1986. I watched then entire film, I was sitting on the edge of my seat. When my mom woke, she asked me what just ended and I told her, “Freddy”. That was all I talked about for weeks and finally she broke down and rented more horror films for me. She rented, the Texas Chainsaw Massacre part 2, Re-Animator, Friday the 13th VI: Jason Lives and Halloween II. I watched all and fell in love with horror films forever. When my little brother was 2, I was 10, so were talking 1990. He was introduced to Halloween and I made him believe Haddonfield, IL was a real place. We lived in Illinois at the time and this terrified him. After the intial shock, he grew older and more interested in horror films. When he was 8, we went to the local video store and made our way to the horror section. We started with Alien and worked our way through the alphabet of horror. That day we basically started our course in horror. 5 Horror Films to Watch Inferno (1980) A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) The Beyond (1981) Friday the 13th VI: Jason Lives (1986) Horror of Dracula (1958)