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Fresh Meat #10: Natty Knocks (2023)
Bill Moseley. Robert Englund. Danielle Harris. Yes, they’re all in this movie. It should be a horror movie for the ages, right? A surefire induction into the Horror Hall of Fame, right? Yeah, based on […]
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Fresh Meat #9: Appendage (2023)
I’ve never been a huge fan of body horror. I enjoy Cronenberg films, which are mostly of that genre, but I feel his are just so bizarre and engaging that they’re completely mesmerizing. Where I […]
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(Ch)Op-Ed #13: An Underappreciated Franchise: Hell House LLC (2015-2019)
Some time ago, I apparently watched Hell House LLC, and promptly erased it from my memory bank. With Grave Encounters, Deadstream, Haunted Asylum, The Houses October Built, among so, so many others, it is easy […]
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(Ch)Op-Ed #12: The top 10 Dario Argento films
Dario Argento is one of the most influential Italian directors of all time, let alone one of the best horror directors of all time. His films, while lacking in coherent plot at times, are always […]
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Deep Cuts #11: Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker (1981)
This one has been in my pile a few Christmases now. I had asked for it some time ago, and with young impressionable kids, and just flat out being too embarrassed to watch it with […]
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Fresh Meat #8: The Mean One (2022)
The Mean One is a take on How the Grinch Stole Christmas, and unbeknownst to me, was released last Christmas. It was in theaters briefly, enough to earn about $600,000, and then it’s been hiding […]
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(Ch)Op-Ed #11: The Top 12 John Carpenter Horror Films
John Carpenter could be my favorite horror filmmaker of all time. He even ranks up there with Oliver Stone, Alfred Hitchcock, David Fincher, and Quentin Tarantino, as my picks for top 5 directors of all […]
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Fresh Meat #7: The Jester (2023)
The Jester is one of those movies that apparently was in theaters very briefly, and then released recently on VOD. The cover is very intriguing, with a typical slasher villain that strikes me as derivative […]
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(Ch)Op-Ed #10: The Top 15 Wes Craven Horror Films
Wes Craven is one of the most highly revered directors in horror, often battling John Carpenter for the top spot of modern horror maestro. But when you get down to it and examine his filmography, […]
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Fresh Meat #6: Cobweb (2023)
This was one of those horror films that has been generating some buzz, and I decided it was high time to check it out. Produced by horror movie icons Evan Goldberg and Seth Rogen, wait, […]