Op-Ed
The Wrong Turn Franchise Pt. 2: A (Ch)Op-Ed
The next four films rank among some of my favorite sequels. They amp up the story, the setting, the nudity, and the gore. They truly find their rhythm and figure out who they are and […]
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Op-Ed
The Wrong Turn Franchise Pt. 1: A (Ch)Op-Ed
I have a soft spot for inbred killers. There’s just something about that special familial connection that can only be achieved by boning your cousin and giving birth to a crazed cannibalistic maniac. Whether it’s […]
Op-Ed
The Xtro Trilogy: A (Ch)Op-Ed Piece
The Xtro trilogy is a weird one. The first is such an underseen cult classic, and one that I am consistently recommending. And yet the next two are such pieces of shit. But are they […]
Reviews
Sting (2024): Fresh Meat
Big spider movies are apparently the thing, as both this film and Infested came out around the same time, and I remember seeing the trailer for one of them and it felt very Arachnophobia-ish (the […]
Reviews
Infested aka Vermines (2023): Fresh Meat
Arachnophobia. Kingdom of the Spiders. Eight Legged Freaks. Ok, forget the last one. Killer spider films are fun. Not like giant ass take over the world spiders, but normal creepy crawlers. There’s no need to […]
Reviews
“Into the Gravel Pit”, an Indie Horror Movie
Synopsis: Into the Gravel Pit follows the story of three young friends that choose to celebrate one last time together before going their separate ways in life. As they experiment with a off-street drug, things […]
The Fandom Files
Return of the Living Dead: The Fandom Files
I don’t remember EVERY detail to the story, but what I DO remember is that it would have occurred between August 1986-December 1986. My family would have had HBO. We lived in Mississippi. My parents […]
Reviews
Killer Book Club (2023): Fresh Meat #34
Interestingly enough, I have never been a member of a book club, nor have I heard of one being the source of murders. Nonetheless, here I am watching a movie about one! Synopsis: Eight horror-loving […]
Reviews
Onyx the Fortuitous and the Talisman of Souls (2023): Fresh Meat #33
Here’s a little film that’s gathering a lot of steam online. I’ve read from several different websites how great of a film this is. Of course, buying into the hype, I decided to give it […]
Reviews
Deliver Us (2023) – Fresh Meat #32
I’m a sucker for religious horror films. Exorcisms, the Anti-Christ, the devil, you name it. Not a big religious person myself, I just marvel at the dark underbelly of what seems to be such a […]